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Light, local reads on heat, hurricane season and office life in South Florida — from the people who keep your pantry stocked.

Office Life · Humor

The Thermostat Wars: A Miami Office Survival Story

Sixty-eight or seventy-four? The sweater drawer, the sticky-note diplomacy and the unspoken truce of the Miami office thermostat.

By Marc Aschoff ·

Sports · Humor

Game Day in a Miami Office: Dolphins, Heat and Panthers Banter

The Monday-morning replay, the jersey that appears on Fridays and the friendly trash talk: game-day banter in a Miami office.

By Marc Aschoff ·

Brickell · Humor

Parking Garages and Elevators: A Brickell High-Rise Tale

The ticket machine, the elevator that stops at every floor and the loading dock rules: a light tale of life in a Brickell high-rise.

By Marc Aschoff ·

Local color · Humor

Things Only People Who Live in Miami Understand

The sweater at your desk, the five-minute downpour and the traffic math nobody trusts: a friendly list for anyone who works under a Miami sun.

By Marc Aschoff ·

Local color · Humor

Art Basel Week From a Miami Office Window

Detours, dressed-up coworkers and a sudden shortage of parking: a friendly look at what a big art week in December looks like from the office window.

By Marc Aschoff ·

Local color · Humor

Cafecito O'Clock: Coffee Culture in a Miami Office

The walk-up window, the shared colada and the three-o'clock cafecito run: a warm, caffeinated tour of coffee culture in a Miami office.

By Marc Aschoff ·

Snowbird Season · Humor

Snowbird Season Is Coming: A Miami Office Field Guide

The first cold front, the scarf nobody mentions, and the forty-minute lunch wait: a light field guide to snowbird season in a Miami office, and the cooler everyone ends up gathering around.

By Marc Aschoff ·

Hurricane Season · Humor

Hurricane Season Bingo: A Miami Office Survival Guide

Plywood memes, one (1) coworker who "tracks the spaghetti models," and a water cooler doing its best impression of a load-bearing wall. Check your squares.

By Marc Aschoff ·

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